Stevie G, Carra and Torres all arrive in heaven and are greeted by God. He asks Stevie G, And why should you be here, he responds “I played football for the love of the game, and for the fans happiness who supported me”, God responds “You sit here to by right!”. He asks Carra the same question. Carra responds “I used the talent you gave me to please the people”, God says “You sit here to my left”. God asks Torres “What about you?”. Torres responds “I think you’re in my seat!”

Enginn realismi neitt meira neitt! Bara fá almennilega leikmenn:

1. Benzema
2. Nasri
3. Menez
4. Ben Arfa
5. Lahm
6. Alves

Markmenn:
Reina/Itandje

Hægri bakverðir:
Finnan/Alves/Arbeloa/Carragher

Miðverðir:
Carragher/Hyypia/Agger/Skrtel

Vinstri bakverðir:
Aurelio/Lahm/Arbeloa

Varnarsinnaðir miðjumenn:
Alonso/Mascherano/Lucas/Plessis

Sóknartengiliðir:
Gerrard/Nasri/Babel/Ben Arfa/Lucas/Benayoun

Sóknarmenn:
Torres/Menez/Benzema/Voronin/Nemeth

Seldir/leystir undan samningi:

1. Kewell
2. Riise
3. Pennant
4. Crouch
5. Kuyt
6. Carson

Hér eru a.m.k. um 30 milljónir (það dugar fyrir tveimur leikmönnum að ofan). Þá þarf bara um 60 milljónir frá klúbbnum eða eigendunum sjálfum fyrir restinni.

Í raunveruleikanum kaupum við:

1. Bentley
2. Lennon
3. Rafinha

Ég er ekki hrifinn af þessum raunveruleika.